Tuesday, September 27, 2011

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Did you ever wonder what a freezer full of cat cadavers would look like? Well, wonder no more. Behold:




[Figure 1: Me in a freezer full of cats.]

As a grad student, I have to (get to!) TA a couple sections of an anatomy/physiology lab. Part of the class involves using preserved cat cadavers to help the students learn about muscles, internal organs, etc.

However, I think I'm spending too much time thinking about/dealing with the cats. Between doing cat dissections myself, studying up on cat anatomy so I at least seem like I know what I'm talking about, and helping my students dissect the cats, I spent about 20 hours last week on cat-related issues.

Why mention this? Because the cats are invading my dreams. Seriously.

Example one: I'm teaching one of my lab sections, when a student suddenly says, "Meredith! This cat is breathing!" I rush over, and sure enough, the thing is coming back to life. I yell for someone to get some radioactive stuff (really??) to inject into the cat to re-deaden it. Someone gets it. I inject the cat. The radioactive stuff doesn't work. OH MY GAAASH, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?!? I wake up in a semi-panic.

Example two: I have a cute little (alive) kitten. Some unknown person wants to take it and use it for the anat/phys labs. I spend the whole dream running away and wake up exausted.


So there you go. I am being driven insane by dead cats. Or maybe the formaldehyde fumes are starting to get to me.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Tomorrow is Friday, guess what that means??

FREE FOOD FOR THE GRAD STUDENTS!!!

Win.